This is the first summer in years that I've had legitimately long hair. I'm really enjoying having long hair, because it gives me a lot to play with (and experiment on, rather than using my friends as guinea pigs for new techniques). I wanted to write a blog post about summer hair styles, so out of curiosity I just Googled "summer hair" and this is what the Googles gave me:
Um. Right. When it's 30 degrees outside and I'm walking the dog or running errands or attempting to practice violin in my non-air-conditioned house, the last thing I want is a curtain of curls essentially acting as a fur stole around my neck. Don't get me wrong, those styles are all gorgeous! And of course, when it comes to wedding styles, we're all able to handle a little neck sweat for the greater good, am I right, ladies? But on a daily basis, I prefer to keep cool as a cucumber (as cool as any cucumber would be in 30 degree heat which "feels like" 42 with the humidex). So! What's a girl to do? It's very tempting to just toss my hair up into a ponytail and think nothing more of it but I simply will not settle for that. And what's the point of having gorgeous long hair if it's just gonna hang limply from the back of your head? Here are some of my solutions to the age-old Ponytail Problem.
Ah, the bun. Big, fluffy sock buns have been experiencing a renaissance recently, and frankly, I'm quite pleased about it! And I'm not talking about that lazy "oh, I was making a ponytail but then I got depressed so I didn't pull it through all the way" knob thing that we've all been guilty of. It's tempting, I know! But I promise you, making a pretty bun is hardly more complicated - put your hair in a ponytail wherever you want your bun to sit, tease the $&%@ out of the ponytail, then smooth it around the base in a bun shape, pin, and you're done. Or, you can look up one of the five kajillion sock bun tutorials on youtube, sacrifice a sock to the Bun Gods, and whip it up into a dainty little sock bun instead! Voila, it seriously takes five minutes. Plus sock-sacrificing time.
Yeah. Braiding. Have I mentioned I love braiding? Seriously. And, once you've practiced it, it becomes so quick, it hardly takes longer than a ponytail. This one here looks super impressive because it's a Dutch braid, which is essentially an inverted French braid. And it's extra interesting because it's a trendy side braid! Win-win. I'm actually wearing my hair exactly like this today, as a matter of fact! Anyway, this style is a winner for summer because it looks fancy, it's easy to do, and it keeps the hair off the back of your neck. Done.
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This one is cute too! Look at that lil' bun! Aww. See how the braid turns this otherwise super-simple-looks-like-you-didn't-bother-at-all style into an interesting statement? Imagine it without the braid. Now look at the real thing. See? Exactly.
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Okok. I know I badmouthed curls at the beginning of this post. But! This is a wonderful compromise which will keep you cool AND look elegant at the SAME TIME. Another Dutch braid crawls diagonally from above the ear across the neck to keep your hair nicely gathered to one side, but you still get the beautiful texture of curls over your shoulder. This is one of my favourite styles for going out and actually, I've performed a couple recitals wearing this style too because it's a perfect way to ensure my hair won't get stuck under (or in... or on...) my violin on my left shoulder. Woo!
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Uh... THE PONYTAIL
Haha! You didn't think I was serious about forbidding a ponytail in the summer, did you? PERISH THE THOUGHT. However. There are so many cute and easy ways to make your ponytail interesting that there's no excuse for doing a naked ponytail for anything other than yard work or pole dance class. EXHIBIT A: the "inverted ponytail" or, as fellow children of the 80s/90s and I think of it, the "topsy tail". Yeah I have an off-brand topsy-tail in my hair kit (and a mini one!!) and I know how to use it! It's such a great way to add interest and dimension to a ponytail without adding more than 5 seconds to your prep time. And you don't actually need a tool, despite what those 90s infomercials would have you believe. Just part the hair behind your elastic from underneath, grab your ponytail through it, and pull. Done. Bonus points for doing multiple topsy-tails or making a bun at the end... the options are like, totally limitless.
Oh hello, braids, long time no see! Braids are your friend. Use them to enhance your ponytail! Bonus points for teasing your hair at the crown to get nice fluffy volume like in this photo! Purty.
Another great way to add interest and style to your ponytail is to slap a scrunchy on there! It's so - no, I'm just kidding. Don't do this. I know they probably sell them at American Apparel but like, why? Why, you guys?? Just no. Maybe I'll eat my words in ten years when the Scrunchy Revolution finally hits Kitchener, but until then, leave the scrunchies buried in your high school hair accessory collection with your butterfly clips and velcro hair jewel thingies. Yeah, you know the ones.
DECEMBER 2021 EDIT: Welp, I'm eating my words. Scrunchies are back, baby!! And so are butterfly clips? God I'm old.
So there you have it, I hope that these tips help keep you cool and stylish all summer long! And remember, while these styles are all easy breezy, never attempt an elaborate updo on your own, always hire a professional. ;)